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2014-07-10, 11:01
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The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: "Maria likes me, but cheese fat."
When all my family get in the peeeekup, there's not mushroom.
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read, so I shoulder.
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
I had 2 peeeekups but my wife rectum!
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her "Honey, harassment nothing to me."
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
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